What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)