What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature