What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry