What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty