What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!