What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.