What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

House Jokes More House Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!