What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes