Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.