Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh