Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.