Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.