How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins