How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins