What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins