What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !