What do you call a boy with no arms and...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby