What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby