Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.