Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.