What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot