What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan