What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets