What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.