What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.