What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.