When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets