When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.