When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets