When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets