What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.