What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.