What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.