What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.