What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.