Cause they lack the towers.
Wom.
Play the change machines.
Because it's white and settles on their land
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
Cause it was snowed-in.
Cause its white and its on their land.
Because they are missing two towers.
They can't guard their towers.
Because he's dead.
An elven degenerate.
Because they lack taters