Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

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You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.