Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.