Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.