Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.