What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!