What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.