What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.