What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic