What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.