What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic