How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently