How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...