How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus