How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.