How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)