What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.