What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.