What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What's your Mom's name?

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Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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An investigator!

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I've got you under a vest.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"