What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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the guy likes his power chords too much.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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A private investigator.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"