Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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An in-vest-igator!

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I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.