How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!