How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.