How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....