How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.