What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.