What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.