What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips