What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.