What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.