Voting machines aren't hackable.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
They have a polar pole poll.
Because they are non-voting felines!
A stable economy...
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.