What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.