What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.