Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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The Hydraulic Press

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.