Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.