Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.