What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets