What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.