Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Which day is the most agreeable?

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I freed the what?"

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One has hope in her soul...

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.