What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...