What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...