Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.