Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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It pokes holes in condoms.

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To keep her head warm.

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.