Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one