Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.