Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.