Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.