Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.