Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time