Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.