Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe