Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.