Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.