Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.