What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!