What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!