What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!