Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating