Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich