Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!