What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."