What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.