What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.