What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!