What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.