What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug