What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.