What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!