What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!