What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.