What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.