What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.