What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....