What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!