What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9