Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.