Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!