What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.