What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)