What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.