What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.