Un phrarmachien!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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To the farmacy.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Medicine.
They hate getting cured.
He forgot.
Bayer Asprin
A: They went on stroke.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
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Because he was coffin.
Antibiotics !
The hippocampus.
Coffin medicine.
Ten ants !
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Because we're not all sandwiches
Because I am.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
A pharmacist, you racist.
Damn, I burnt one."
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Because Botswana have fun.
He quit running.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
All rice, all rice, all rice
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Meals on wheels
