Un phrarmachien!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
To the farmacy.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Medicine.
They hate getting cured.
He forgot.
Bayer Asprin
A: They went on stroke.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was coffin.
Antibiotics !
The hippocampus.
Coffin medicine.
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Because everyone hates chain mail.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
HIV
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Because it was rated R.
He wanted to be cool.
