What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.