What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.