What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto