What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!