What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.