What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo