What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.