Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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He keeps missing his train

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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They always shoot the black