Mexican Guy Jokes

Because of hispanic attacks..

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He had -ity!

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Juan on Juan.

For hispanic attacks...

An argumentative ese

His verdict.

Get off me homes.

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He had a loco motive.

For Hispanic attacks.

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Nacho problem.

Nacho average guy

A putable bond

Little Caesars

To see if he was done cooking.

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

They get paid to shoot black men.

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

because William Shatner

Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

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