Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.