Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B