What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.