What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake