What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed