What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.