What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!